
Powered by Chutzpah
My girlfriend had the Chutzpah to ask me to wear a strap-on next time we have sex! Apparently, my cock isn't doing the job for here.What a Chutzpah !
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Horny 24/6
Its ok to be horny, but not on Shabbos.Shabbos is the Jewish day of rest.On this day you not supposed to work,ride a car,pick up the phone or fuck...
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I put the OY! in GOY
This is an ancient phrase that means 'I just had sexual intercourse with a hot GOY last night'.
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Chai Pod
The first Jewish Music Player that plays only Klezmer and Hasidic Rock'Roll.
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Oy Vay !
A Jewish expression often of frustration, but also of excitement.
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Shofar Hero
A Jewish video game and the lazy Rabbi's alternative to actually playing the Shofar because they are either too lazy, or simply lack the talent.
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Half Jewish
A person who has one parent that is Jewish and the other being a non-Jew.
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Chai Tech
Chai-tech with the Jewish "Chai" symbol and a retro joystick.For all the Jewish Geeks and Gamers out there.
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Fuck You (in Hebrew)
Fuck you,or go fuck yourself written in Hebrew.
It is unbelievable how many people actually feel addressed when you wear a shirt like this.
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Chai Roller
Spend all you cash on cars,women and bling bling menorahs and then go hustle people at the Hanukka dradle game.
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Ninjew
A silent, stealthy, jewish assassin. Skilled in jew-fu and the art of throwing stars of David.
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Still sore from the bris
Bris is a religious ceremony within Judaism to welcome infant Jewish boys into a covenant between God and the Children of Israel through ritual circumcision performed by a mohel.
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Supre Jew
The greatest hero of all time.Has all the powers of the regular Jew, only on steroids.
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Herzl is my Homeboy
Homeboy is a term used commonly in hoods.Its like a friend,somebody you kick it with,a person who always has your back.
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C'mon,make my Shabbos PUNK !
Shabbos is a day to relax and kick back after a mad week.No one will mess with you on Shabbos with this T-shirt
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I'm so Chai
I am so high with the Hebrew "Chai" symbol.
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Sex,Drugs & Klezmer
Klezmer (the Jewish Rock N' Roll) is a musical tradition which parallels Hasidic and Ashkenazic Judaism. Around the 15th century.
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Dradle Champion
Dradle is the centerpiece of a game which is often played after the lighting of the Hanukkah menorah.
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I love Shiksas
I (star of david) love Shiksas,"Shiksa," is a Yiddish word and is used as a reference for a non-Jewish woman
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Blow Me !
Its blow my Shoffar actually,but its for Her to choose ! Shofar is a musical instrument for Jewish religious purposes. It is intimately connected with both Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.
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Ones you go Jew...
Ones you go Jew,You'll never fell blue.To "Feel blue" means loneliness,being sad,feeling very down or depressed.
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Talk to the Hamsa
A Jewish way of saying "I'm not listening". Usually comes with a hand gesture and used in response to something offensive or critical.
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Chicks dig the Jewfro
Jewfro is the coolest hairdo in the world and orgasm-inducing hairstyle worn by people of jewish descent.
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Made in Israel
Be a true Israeli with this "Made in Israel" Barcode T-shirt.
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Mohel at Work
Mohel is a Jewish ritual circumciser who performs a brit milah.
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I survived a Jewish Mother
Jewish Mother is an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation.
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Gefilte Fish
Like those Christian fish symbols ? Not a problem.Now you can have the same funky fish,without loosing your Jewish pride.
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Jewish Alien
Funny Jewish Alien with kippah and "Take me to your Rabbi" text.
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Stop Kvetching
Kvetch is the yiddish way to say "complaining bitch".Shut up and stop whining you kvetch!!
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Irish Jew
With Shamrocks,leaf clovers and Stars od David.Made in Vintage and Tribal style.
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Shalom Motherfucker
This is one classic T-shirt.And you don't have to be Jewish to get it or wear it.
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Gaza Strip-Club
Gaza strip club is a center of sexual unrest and confrontation between Israeli and Palestinian Strippers.
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Rock Star (of David)
The famous Rock star T-shirt with a Jewish twist and the Star of David instead of the usual Star logo !!
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Jewish Princess
Elegant and whimsical Jewish Princess T-shirt makes the perfect Chanukah gift for her under the Menorah
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Hot Jewish Girl
Funny and rude Parental Advisory logo for Hot Jewish Girls !
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Shomer Shabbas
Shomer Shabbas Means : I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as hell don't ROLL !!!
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Jew So Crazy !
Crazy T-shirt made in a road sign style with funny quote and a jewish twist !
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Kosher
Kosher written in tribal text style,Means that every thing is chill,worthy of acceptance,good and perfect.It's all kosher !
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