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I'm not a real Jew, i'm Jew-ish	Goy Toy Something hot Jewish girls do in college before they settle down with a "nice Jewish boy"	TRUE JEW !
Shiksa Goddess A great gift for your Shiksa girlfriend.	Pothead-written in hebrew For all the Hebrew Stoners out there.	TEL-AVIV Skyline Illustrate your edgy Tel-Aviv attitude with this retro scratchy Skyline design.
I LOVE TLV I love Tel-Aviv	You snooze, you lose...to the Jews	Rabbi with benefits! Rabbi by day,fuck buddy by night.
Sex with me is 100% Kosher	Never buy Gribenes from a Mohel Gribenes are crisp chicken or goose skin cracklings,A favored food among Ashkenazi Jews and it looks a bit like a...	Too cool for Shul A state of mind in which a person thinks he is the coolest dude in the Shul (Synagogue) or in general.But I got a news flash for you...you AREN'T
The word "T-shirt" written in Hebrew	I Don't Roll on Shabbos Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.You don't roll on Shabbos,or smoke weed!(not sure about the weed)	I hope you Jewish,Cause you Israeli Hot
Suista - One and only Israeli car (made in Israel) Camels found the materials of this car very appetizing, and would often gnaw or eat away parts of the car, explaining why these cars are often seen with chunks missing from their exterior.	Israel Rules ! Yes,we know there's something wrong with this one.Please don't send us e-mails telling us that we're idiots for mixing up countries.	Tel-Aviv Party Ain't no party like a Tel-Aviv party.
Don't Fuck with the MOSSAD. Israeli MOSSAD is the best intelligence agency in the world that scares the shit out of every living terrorist.	Bad Ass Mossad Agent. Bad ass Mossad T-shirt.Mossad is the most efficient killing machine in the world if they are after you, your fucked.	Powered by Chutzpah My girlfriend had the Chutzpah to ask me to wear a strap-on next time we have sex! Apparently, my cock isn't doing the job for here.What a Chutzpah !
I LOVE STAR OF DAVID (ISRAEL)	Horny 24/6 Its ok to be horny, but not on Shabbos.Shabbos is the Jewish day of rest.On this day you not supposed to work,ride a car,pick up the phone or fuck...	I put the OY! in GOY This is an ancient phrase that means 'I just had sexual intercourse with a hot GOY last night'.
Good Jewish Girl - Gone Bad Funky T-Shirt that gives all the Hot and shy Jewish Babes an outlet to 'tell it like it is'.	BAR MITZVAH T-SIRT I had a BAR MITZVAH and all I got was this lousy T-SHIRT	Chai Pod The first Jewish Music Player that plays only Klezmer and Hasidic Rock'Roll.
Oy Vay ! A Jewish expression often of frustration, but also of excitement.	Nice Jewish boy... I'm a:Nice Jewish Boy. Seeking:Slutty Shiksa Whore.	Shofar Hero A Jewish video game and the lazy Rabbi's alternative to actually playing the Shofar because they are either too lazy, or simply lack the talent.
Half Jewish A person who has one parent that is Jewish and the other being a non-Jew.	Is that a mezuzzah in your pocket ! Is that a mezuzah in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	I put the SYN in Synagogue Be the Coolest Kid in the Temple.Your Rabbi will appreciate this one !!!
Chai Tech Chai-tech with the Jewish "Chai" symbol and a retro joystick.For all the Jewish Geeks and Gamers out there.	Fuck You (in Hebrew) Fuck you,or go fuck yourself written in Hebrew. It is unbelievable how many people actually feel addressed when you wear a shirt like this.	Nice Kippah! Want to fuck? Every nice Jewish girl thinks that way,even some shiksas do.
Chai Roller Spend all you cash on cars,women and bling bling menorahs and then go hustle people at the Hanukka dradle game.	Being a Jew... Being a Jew isn't the only thing that's HARD.	Once you go Jew Once you go Jew no Christian will do !
Ninjew A silent, stealthy, jewish assassin. Skilled in jew-fu and the art of throwing stars of David.	Chosen One Chosen T-shirt for the Chosen People	Still sore from the bris Bris is a religious ceremony within Judaism to welcome infant Jewish boys into a covenant between God and the Children of Israel through ritual circumcision performed by a mohel.
Supre Jew The greatest hero of all time.Has all the powers of the regular Jew, only on steroids.	Herzl is my Homeboy Homeboy is a term used commonly in hoods.Its like a friend,somebody you kick it with,a person who always has your back.	C'mon,make my Shabbos PUNK ! Shabbos is a day to relax and kick back after a mad week.No one will mess with you on Shabbos with this T-shirt
I'm so Chai I am so high with the Hebrew "Chai" symbol.	Sex,Drugs & Klezmer Klezmer (the Jewish Rock N' Roll) is a musical tradition which parallels Hasidic and Ashkenazic Judaism. Around the 15th century.	Blow me i'm Jewish Kisses are for Boychiks,you don't need a kiss !
Shit Happens in Hebrew Sometimes, shit happens !So this time its in Hebrew	Dradle Champion Dradle is the centerpiece of a game which is often played after the lighting of the Hanukkah menorah.	Got any Jewish in you? Want some ? You know you want some !!!
I love Shiksas I (star of david) love Shiksas,"Shiksa," is a Yiddish word and is used as a reference for a non-Jewish woman	Blow Me ! Its blow my Shoffar actually,but its for Her to choose ! Shofar is a musical instrument for Jewish religious purposes. It is intimately connected with both Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.	Ones you go Jew... Ones you go Jew,You'll never fell blue.To "Feel blue" means loneliness,being sad,feeling very down or depressed.
Talk to the Hamsa A Jewish way of saying "I'm not listening". Usually comes with a hand gesture and used in response to something offensive or critical.	Gettin high on hanukkah On T-shirt text:"Can't get high on Torah? Light one up from the Menora !"	Chicks dig the Jewfro Jewfro is the coolest hairdo in the world and orgasm-inducing hairstyle worn by people of jewish descent.
I am with Mesugah Mesugah means "Crazy,Insane" in Yiddish	Made in Israel Be a true Israeli with this "Made in Israel" Barcode T-shirt.	Mohel at Work Mohel is a Jewish ritual circumciser who performs a brit milah.

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