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Powered by Chutzpah My girlfriend had the Chutzpah to ask me to wear a strap-on next time we have sex! Apparently, my cock isn't doing the job for here.What a Chutzpah !	I LOVE STAR OF DAVID (ISRAEL)	Horny 24/6 Its ok to be horny, but not on Shabbos.Shabbos is the Jewish day of rest.On this day you not supposed to work,ride a car,pick up the phone or fuck...
I put the OY! in GOY This is an ancient phrase that means 'I just had sexual intercourse with a hot GOY last night'.	Good Jewish Girl - Gone Bad Funky T-Shirt that gives all the Hot and shy Jewish Babes an outlet to 'tell it like it is'.	BAR MITZVAH T-SIRT I had a BAR MITZVAH and all I got was this lousy T-SHIRT
Chai Pod The first Jewish Music Player that plays only Klezmer and Hasidic Rock'Roll.	Oy Vay ! A Jewish expression often of frustration, but also of excitement.	Nice Jewish boy... I'm a:Nice Jewish Boy. Seeking:Slutty Shiksa Whore.
Shofar Hero A Jewish video game and the lazy Rabbi's alternative to actually playing the Shofar because they are either too lazy, or simply lack the talent.	Half Jewish A person who has one parent that is Jewish and the other being a non-Jew.	Is that a mezuzzah in your pocket ! Is that a mezuzah in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I put the SYN in Synagogue Be the Coolest Kid in the Temple.Your Rabbi will appreciate this one !!!	Chai Tech Chai-tech with the Jewish "Chai" symbol and a retro joystick.For all the Jewish Geeks and Gamers out there.	Fuck You (in Hebrew) Fuck you,or go fuck yourself written in Hebrew. It is unbelievable how many people actually feel addressed when you wear a shirt like this.
Nice Kippah! Want to fuck? Every nice Jewish girl thinks that way,even some shiksas do.	Chai Roller Spend all you cash on cars,women and bling bling menorahs and then go hustle people at the Hanukka dradle game.	Being a Jew... Being a Jew isn't the only thing that's HARD.
Once you go Jew Once you go Jew no Christian will do !	Ninjew A silent, stealthy, jewish assassin. Skilled in jew-fu and the art of throwing stars of David.	Chosen One Chosen T-shirt for the Chosen People
Still sore from the bris Bris is a religious ceremony within Judaism to welcome infant Jewish boys into a covenant between God and the Children of Israel through ritual circumcision performed by a mohel.	Supre Jew The greatest hero of all time.Has all the powers of the regular Jew, only on steroids.	Herzl is my Homeboy Homeboy is a term used commonly in hoods.Its like a friend,somebody you kick it with,a person who always has your back.
C'mon,make my Shabbos PUNK ! Shabbos is a day to relax and kick back after a mad week.No one will mess with you on Shabbos with this T-shirt	I'm so Chai I am so high with the Hebrew "Chai" symbol.	Sex,Drugs & Klezmer Klezmer (the Jewish Rock N' Roll) is a musical tradition which parallels Hasidic and Ashkenazic Judaism. Around the 15th century.
Blow me i'm Jewish Kisses are for Boychiks,you don't need a kiss !	Shit Happens in Hebrew Sometimes, shit happens !So this time its in Hebrew	Dradle Champion Dradle is the centerpiece of a game which is often played after the lighting of the Hanukkah menorah.
Got any Jewish in you? Want some ? You know you want some !!!	I love Shiksas I (star of david) love Shiksas,"Shiksa," is a Yiddish word and is used as a reference for a non-Jewish woman	Blow Me ! Its blow my Shoffar actually,but its for Her to choose ! Shofar is a musical instrument for Jewish religious purposes. It is intimately connected with both Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.
Ones you go Jew... Ones you go Jew,You'll never fell blue.To "Feel blue" means loneliness,being sad,feeling very down or depressed.	Talk to the Hamsa A Jewish way of saying "I'm not listening". Usually comes with a hand gesture and used in response to something offensive or critical.	Gettin high on hanukkah On T-shirt text:"Can't get high on Torah? Light one up from the Menora !"
Chicks dig the Jewfro Jewfro is the coolest hairdo in the world and orgasm-inducing hairstyle worn by people of jewish descent.	I am with Mesugah Mesugah means "Crazy,Insane" in Yiddish	Made in Israel Be a true Israeli with this "Made in Israel" Barcode T-shirt.
Mohel at Work Mohel is a Jewish ritual circumciser who performs a brit milah.	I survived a Jewish Mother Jewish Mother is an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation.	Gefilte Fish Like those Christian fish symbols ? Not a problem.Now you can have the same funky fish,without loosing your Jewish pride.
Jewish Alien Funny Jewish Alien with kippah and "Take me to your Rabbi" text.	Ohio State with "Chai" symbol Chai symbol consists of the letters of the Hebrew alphabet,and considered as a lucky word in Judaism.	Don't worry ! Be Jewish Funny and original T-shirt
Stop Kvetching Kvetch is the yiddish way to say "complaining bitch".Shut up and stop whining you kvetch!!	Irish Jew With Shamrocks,leaf clovers and Stars od David.Made in Vintage and Tribal style.	Shalom Motherfucker This is one classic T-shirt.And you don't have to be Jewish to get it or wear it.
Gaza Strip-Club Gaza strip club is a center of sexual unrest and confrontation between Israeli and Palestinian Strippers.	Keep talking !-I Love drunk Shiksas "Shiksa," is a Yiddish word and is used as a reference for a non-Jewish woman.	Rock Star (of David) The famous Rock star T-shirt with a Jewish twist and the Star of David instead of the usual Star logo !!
Jewish Princess Elegant and whimsical Jewish Princess T-shirt makes the perfect Chanukah gift for her under the Menorah	Hot Jewish Girl Funny and rude Parental Advisory logo for Hot Jewish Girls !	Kiss my Toches! Toches means ass in Yiddish.
Jewlicious Jewlicious	Shomer Shabbas Shomer Shabbas Means : I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as hell don't ROLL !!!	Jew So Crazy ! Crazy T-shirt made in a road sign style with funny quote and a jewish twist !
Property of a nice Jewish Boy A great gift idea for your Girlfriend or Wife,and excellent way to mark your turf !(made in a rubber stamp style)	Shiksas are for Practice "Shiksa," is a Yiddish word and is used as a reference for a non-Jewish woman	Kosher Kosher written in tribal text style,Means that every thing is chill,worthy of acceptance,good and perfect.It's all kosher !

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